First 100 Days Ear Plug Mandate (and Womandate)

January 20, 2021

Friends, Romans, Countrymen and Countrywomen of course, do cover your ears (after this brief public service message): It is not by compulsion or coercion, and certainly not by force or violence, but by the dulcet tones and unassailable logos of my rhetoric that I implore you–for your health and sanity–to don ear plugs for the…
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